The Best Water I Ever Tasted

I was talking with some friends last night and the topic turned to the best water we'd ever had.  One guy said he took a drink out of a fountain at work that day and it was the best water he'd ever tasted, better than anything from a bottle.  That...

All Hail The Bathroom Exhaust Fan

I want to know something.  Who invented the bathroom exhaust fan?  I'll tell you, a genius, that's who.  A veritable God among men.  Whoever it was may have inadvertently saved civilization from certain ruin.It's such a simple invention...

Why Divorce Rates Are So High

Okay, first, if you’re looking for actual scientific data, you’re looking in the wrong place.  I’m totally pulling all this stuff out of my rear but since my rear has been divorced twice, I think I have a little experience in the matter. ...

WWJD: I Bet Jesus Could Dunk

If Jesus came back today, I bet he could dunk a basketball.  With that whole water-to-wine, healing-the-blind, walking-on-water thing, you know dunking would be a walk in the park.  Think about it, Jesus would be one helluva basketball player.Who...

I Thought I Was Phish Proof

I'm as tech-savvy as they come.  I've been a computer programmer for a major corporation, I've been a head CIS guy, I've run my own businesses, including one where I built internet sites and presences on the web.  As far as the internet goes,...

The Six Dollar Store

The other day, I was visiting with my parents and my Mom exclaimed with the fervor of a teenager that she found a six dollar store.  A six dollar store?  I've heard of a dollar store and a 99 cent store, even a two dollar store.  But a six dollar...