Long Schlongs

Long Schlongs

*not actual nephew I learned something this past weekend that disturbs me.  My four year old nephew Joey has a big schlong.  It’s so big that it gets talked about.  The boy is set for life. I didn’t learn this by giving him a bath or anything.  I learned...
The Kettlenetics K-Bell

The Kettlenetics K-Bell

Look out for the newest fitness fad that’s sweeping the nation!  It’s the exercise craze that’s got Hollywood stars Matthew McConaughey and Katherine Heigel looking like a million dollars.  It’s Kettlenetics!! And oh my god, it’s a real...
Yard Sale Fever

Yard Sale Fever

So I had a yard sale with my parents and my sister this past weekend.  I know what you’re thinking, in October?  Don’t worry, the weather was a brisk 60 degrees; it was nice.  Rain had threatened us all week but it came a day early and stopped around four...
The Last Potato

The Last Potato

This past Sunday night, I ate dinner at my parent’s house.  Also in attendance were my sister and her new husband.  It was a simple dinner of grilled hot dogs with all the fixins and pan-fried potato slices.  The meal was more about the company than the food...
The Blind Date From Hell (pt2)

The Blind Date From Hell (pt2)

I pulled up to Becky’s place in my Mustang and lightly tapped the horn, as she’d asked me to do.  I waited.  And waited.  The house wasn’t in the best part of town which should have tipped me off right there but I’m an eternal optimist. I...
The Blind Date From Hell (pt1)

The Blind Date From Hell (pt1)

It was the summer of ’91 and the first time in my life since I’d began dating that I found myself alone.  I just came off an engagement break-up and had met a girl at college who went home for the summer.  She would eventually become my first wife seven...