by Ross Cavins | Feb 11, 2008 | Blog
There’s a lot I miss about being married or in a serious relationship. Cuddling on the couch when we’d watch TV, cooking a grandiose meal for two, taking naughty showers together. And even providing bed security. Women know what I’m referring to,...
by Ross Cavins | Feb 4, 2008 | Blog
Diet Mountain Dew The biggest moment in my life wasn’t my sixteenth birthday. It wasn’t the junior or senior prom. It wasn’t the day of my weddings (nor my divorces). It wasn’t even the day I lost my virginity. The biggest moment in my life...
by Ross Cavins | Jan 22, 2008 | Blog
I was playing Scrabble yesterday and I began to wonder if they televised the Scrabble championships. They have them, you know, because I’ve read about them. But do they televise them? Do they provide play-by-play with color commentary? Announcer Voice: Hello...
by Ross Cavins | Jan 8, 2008 | Blog
A Garden Gnome. An epidemic has swept the South, one of epic proportions that threatens the very underpinnings of good taste. We’ve all seen it and we’ve all commented on it, it’s the phenomenon of yard art and it’s a plague that seems to have...
by Ross Cavins | Jan 4, 2008 | Blog
It’s a complete mystery to me. How my five year old nephew can remember the words to every song he hears. How he can recite entire passages from movies verbatim. I don’t understand, he must have a gene I don’t. I can’t even sing a Christmas...