England Speaks English

    I know this seems to be a recurring motif, but in my younger years, I wasn’t too swift.  Oh sure, I had my IQ points and I did well in school, but I was severely lacking in common sense.  There are all sorts of things that I could blame like a late-blooming...

    The Greatest Condiment Ever Invented: Ketchup

    Some might disagree but they'd be wrong.  There are other condiments that run a close second but as far as I am concerned, ketchup is the most important food accompaniment ever invented.The British might make a case for mayonnaise, as would some...

    If The Shoe Fits …

    Back in high school, I worked in the shoe department at Sears in the mall.  I started the summer before in Personnel but when school came around, I moved out to the sales floor.  Into the shoe department.  I was Al Bundy before the show ever...

    Real Men Use Loofahs

    It's the new millennium and has been for quite a few years.  The definition of what constitutes a man is being rewritten on a daily basis.  Not only is he responsible for bringing home the bacon, but also running the kids to soccer practice, making...

    WWJD: What If Jesus Had Married?

    Let's pretend for a moment that history was different, or that Dan Brown and the conspiracy theorists were right.  Let's play with the idea that Jesus married Mary Magdelene.  All you zealots out there go ahead and grab your stones and prepare to get...